I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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