Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Someone shit on the floor
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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