loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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