im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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