she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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