I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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