You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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