Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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