I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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