I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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