Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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