its not stalking. its research.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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