brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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