I hate your face
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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