I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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