I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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