Buhtt sex?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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