If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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