he shaved USA in his pubs
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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