11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just cut my nipple shaving
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need water and some morals
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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