i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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