Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
