you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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