The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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