He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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