Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
