my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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