Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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