Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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