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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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