My nipple is on Facebook.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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