what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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