Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This toilet bowl is my home.
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