Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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