He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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