I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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