Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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