Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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