My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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