the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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