whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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