This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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