I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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