You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just had sex on a roof
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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