Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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