if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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