I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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