Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
this beer tastes like vomit already
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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