We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Randomize
