and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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