And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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