Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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