have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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